Hello World!

Welcome to my crap website! Currently its only purpose is to host a CYOA game I made. I wrote it all in garbage, web-1.0-grade html with my own two hands! It's not something I ever want to do again, but at least the pages load really fast!

Oh and I should mention - this little adventure contains violence and even (gasp!) sexy things! So if you're a kid, and for some reason you're browsing Newocities like an oldhead, give this one a miss! If you click that link, you're promising me you're a consenting adult! If you're lying about that, that's bad. Don't lie. Thank you!